Funny Words of Wisdom Part 2

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Funny Words of Wisdom: Page 2

Ode to My Computer

I asked the Lord to tell me why my house is such a mess?
He asked if I'd been 'puting, and I had to answer "yes."

He told me to get off my rear and tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up the smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the top side and that really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work I really didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and LOL I found A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse, it's very, very shiny
I guess my house will stay a mess while I sit here on my hiney.

Wisdom of the Ages

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
Keep skunks at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
Words that soak into your heart are whispered, not yelled.
Meanness doesn't happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
Don't corner something meaner than you.
You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, assuming you want to catch flies.
It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You can't un-say cruel words.
Every path has some puddles.
Most of the stuff people worry about never happens.

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